The Elevator Dilemma

Wait for the lift or take the stairs? Optimization for the impatient.

📜 The Origins

The 'wait calculation' is a daily subconscious battle. Often, the perceived effort of stairs outweighs the hidden cost of waiting, leading to net time loss and missed cardio.

🚀 Master the Tool

Input your floor number and the estimated crowd level. We'll tell you if you should press the button or hit the stairwell.

Optimization
Variables
3 Floors
Winded EasilyIron Legs
Verdict
Elevator Time
0s
Includes wait time
Stairs Time
0s
Consistent pace
Burn 0 calories taking the stairs

Pro Tips

01Taking the stairs burns ~0.17 calories per step.
02Waiting for an elevator feels 2x longer than it actually is.
03Avoiding eye contact in a lift requires advanced spatial awareness.

The Fine Print (FAQ)

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