Stress-to-Ice-Cream Ratio

Emotional support dairy calculator.

📜 The Origins

Sometimes, the only solution to a bad day is a pint of mint chocolate chip. This scientific (ish) scale matches your current stress level to the appropriate serving size.

🚀 Master the Tool

Rate your day on a scale of 'Minor Inconvenience' to 'Total Existential Crisis'. We'll recommend the exact amount of emotional support dairy required to cope.

Stress-to-Ice-Cream Ratio
Scientific calculation of required dairy-based emotional support.
5
3 Pints Required
Prescribed Flavor: Vanilla Bean (Chilling)

Pro Tips

01A waffle cone adds +10 to your happiness stat.
02Sprinkles are scientifically proven to be cheer-inducing.
03Share a pint to halve the stress and double the joy.

The Fine Print (FAQ)

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