No. They are government surveillance drones recharging on power lines. (This is a meme, please treat birds with respect).

No. Ancient Greeks proved it was round with two sticks. Don't go backwards.

Why do we love conspiracies?

It feels good to have 'secret knowledge'. It makes a chaotic world feel ordered and intentional, even if the intentions are bad.

Conspiracy Plausibility

Is the truth really out there?

📜 The Origins

Based on the 'Conspiracy Equation' by Dr. David Robert Grimes. It calculates how long a secret can actually be kept based on the number of people involved.

🚀 Master the Tool

Input the scale of the conspiracy and the number of people who would need to keep quiet. We'll tell you the statistical likelihood of the 'truth' leaking within a year.

TOP SECRET

DEPT. OF TRUTH

CASE FILE: Birds are Drones

Subject / Theory Name

Evidence Factors

Anomalies30%

Official Denials30%

Whistleblowers10%

Tinfoil Factors

Suspension of Disbelief50%

Entities Involved50%

Time Covered (Years)20y

Connecting the Dots

Humans are pattern-seeking machines. We see faces in clouds and conspiracies in coincidence. The Conspiracy Correlation Coefficient ($C^3$) measures how deep down the rabbit hole you are.

Occam's Razor vs. The Truth

Occam's Razor: The simplest explanation is usually right. (The government is just incompetent, not evil).
The Theorist's Butterknife: The most complex explanation is the most fun. (The government is run by Lizard People who feed on incompetence).

The Scale

Level 1: "The government listens to my phone." (Proven Fact).
Level 5: "JFK is alive and running a crypto scam in the Bahamas." (Unlikely).
Level 10: "The Earth is hollow and holds a second sun." (Seek help).