Because sometimes you just need data to justify that third scoop
Disclaimer: This calculator is for entertainment purposes only.
Actual ice cream consumption should be based on personal dietary needs and preferences.
The Stress-to-Ice-Cream Ratio Calculator prescribes the perfect scoop for your stress level. Enter your stressors, preferences, and get a scientifically silly ice cream "treatment" to boost your mood.
No—just a fun way to lighten your mood!
Sure, adapt the results to your favorite treat.
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