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Stress-to-Ice-Cream Ratio Calculator

Because sometimes you just need data to justify that third scoop

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Prescribed Ice Cream Treatment

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Scientific Justification

Disclaimer: This calculator is for entertainment purposes only.

Actual ice cream consumption should be based on personal dietary needs and preferences.

About This Calculator

The Stress-to-Ice-Cream Ratio Calculator prescribes the perfect scoop for your stress level. Enter your stressors, preferences, and get a scientifically silly ice cream "treatment" to boost your mood.

How It Works

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this real medical advice?

No—just a fun way to lighten your mood!

Can I use this for other desserts?

Sure, adapt the results to your favorite treat.

How do I reduce stress?

Try mindfulness, exercise, or… more ice cream!

Is my data saved?

No, all calculations are private.